\u00d6\u011frenciler, s\u0131n\u0131fta s\u0131ralar\u0131nda oturmaktad\u0131r. \u00d6\u011fretmenin ilk atamas\u0131 ve ilk dersidir. \u0130\u00e7eri girer ve s\u0131n\u0131f\u0131n seviyesini kontrol etmek ister.
\nEvet, \u00e7ocuklar! \u0130lk dersimi sizlerle yapmaktan mutluyum. Umar\u0131m uyum i\u00e7inde bir y\u0131l ge\u00e7iririz. \u201c\u00d6nce sizlerle tan\u0131\u015fal\u0131m bakal\u0131m. Benim ad\u0131m Zekiye. Zekiye Hortlak! \u015eimdi sizleri tan\u0131yal\u0131m. Herkes, aya\u011fa kalkarak kendini tan\u0131ts\u0131n.\u201d Bunun \u00fczerine \u00f6\u011frenciler, aya\u011fa kalkarak s\u0131rayla kendilerini tan\u0131tmaya ba\u015flarlar. \u201cBen, Canavar Cafer!\u201d \u201cBen, Tilki Metin!\u201d \u201cBen, Ha\u015fmetullah Sergen!\u201d K\u0131r\u0131tarak: \u201cBen, Ay Yanici\u011fim Jale!\u201d Bayg\u0131n bayg\u0131n bakarak: \u201cBen, Bebek Y\u00fczl\u00fc Hale!\u201d \u00d6\u011fretmen: \u201cAllah Allah! Sizin ne bi\u00e7im isimleriniz var b\u00f6yle!\u201d Neyse devam edin bakal\u0131m.\u201d \u201cBen, Cin Ali!\u201d \u201cBen, F\u0131y\u0131ldak Yukiye (Rukiye)!\u201d \u201cBen, Evliya Emine!..\u201d
\nTam bu s\u0131rada n\u00f6bet\u00e7i \u00f6\u011frenci s\u0131n\u0131fa girer, \u00f6\u011fretmene: \u201cHocam, m\u00fcfetti\u015f gelmi\u015f, sizin s\u0131n\u0131fa geliyormu\u015f.\u201d
\n\u00d6\u011fretmen, yumruklar\u0131n\u0131 havaya kald\u0131r\u0131r: \u201cHay, Allah\u2019\u0131m! Daha ilk derste insan\u0131n dersine m\u00fcfetti\u015f mi gelir be, bu ne bi\u00e7im i\u015f b\u00f6yle?!..\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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